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Solutions for Canada's most common problems.
(Updated: 05-08-07)

Battlefield 2 = n00bworld!
(Updated: 03-15-07)

Happy New Year!
(Updated: 02-26-07)

It seems Rob Hayes is a master thief at large.
(Updated: 10-14-06)

I would fuck Sarah Wayne Callies.
(Updated: 10-10-06)

Fine me.
(Updated: 10-07-06)

Sex is a four letter word.
(Updated: 09-04-06)

Pageskymeister gave it his best shot.
(Updated: 06-08-06)

I'm giving away 5000 stickers!
(Updated: 05-30-06)

I'm doing mankind a favor.
(Updated: 05-03-06)

This is what you've gotta do to get listed up DrakeGTA.com
(Updated: 05-03-06)

What's up with those colleagues?
(Updated: 04-27-06)

The things I hate.
(Updated: 04-16-06)

My vision on hatemail (and why I don't need it).
(Updated: 04-13-06)

Holy shit! I'm writing a book!
(Updated: 03-28-06)

Are intoxicating substances really that bad for you?
(Updated: 03-26-06)

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
(Updated: 03-22-06)

So you want to argue with me, again?
(Updated: 03-14-06)

Guess what? Rob Hayes is a plagiarist!
(Updated: 03-11-06)

Another 3rd Best Page? Time for a challenge!
(Updated: 03-07-06)

I'm back!
(Updated: 02-25-06)

Lost a real plot.
(Updated: 12-08-05)

Nobody cares!
(Updated: 09-04-05)

Cybergoths ... on demand.
(Updated: 08-23-05)

Why not kill pandas?
(Updated: 08-23-05)

Runnaway Kid - the story.
(Updated: 08-09-05)

Medical examinations.
(Updated: 07-26-05)

Games all you dickheads can play.
(Updated: 07-16-05)

Festivals are for little drunk kids.
(Updated: 07-03-05)

Tasteless.
(Updated: 06-26-05)

Update.
(Updated: 06-16-05)

Movie: Sin City.
(Updated: 06-16-05)

Windows Error.
(Updated: 05-21-05)

Perverts visit my page (geeks too).
(Updated: 05-14-05)

I am a multipurpose prince.
(Updated: 05-13-05)

The 3rd Best Weather Page in the Universe.
(Updated: 05-08-05)

Coffee keeps me going, you dumb fucks!
(Updated: 05-08-05)

So you want to argue with me?
(Updated: 05-04-05)

Goddamn ULTRA-long MSN nicknames.
(Updated: 05-04-05)

Want to quit smoking? This is how, and it's fun!
(Updated: 04-30-05)

Star Wars blows.
(Updated: 04-29-05)

Kiddyporn?!
(Updated: 04-26-05)

People are full of BS!
(Updated: 04-26-05)

Celebrating the last 50 days.
(Updated: 04-25-05)

H4ck3r$.
(Updated: 04-19-05)

Things that are better than sex.
(Updated: 04-11-05)

Suicide, how and why ...
(Updated: 04-10-05)

The tale of some cops and me.
(Updated: 04-04-05)

Who needs cooking anyway?
(Updated: 03-31-05)

Surveys are stupid.
(Updated: 03-30-05)

World domination, by two mice?
(Updated: 03-28-05)

Make some noise, so I can hit you.
(Updated: 03-26-05)

Where do you get that money?
(Updated: 03-26-05)

Some other pages that rule (but not more than mine):

Gothrixus: The Music (even ranters create music)
Haddox (the closest thing to me you'll ever see)
Tucker Max (if you have too much time on your hands, start reading this sucker)
Some random dude's page (I'm still trying to figure out who he is)
Change your bullshit browser to Opera (because FireFox sucks)
Rantlister (including a useless list)
The Cesspool (I link him, because he links me)
Break.com (formerly Big-Boys.com) (for people without a life)
Wikipedia (don't bother me with asking questions, this is the place to be)

cigarettes I smoked this year

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