Another 3rd Best Page? Time for a challenge!

Somewhere in the last couple of days, I noticed another 3rd Best Page In The Universe. www.thethirdbestpageintheuniverse.com (third, not 3rd). It came from the sick mind of Rob Hayes. He was born in 1989, so he's quite young. Even my youngest brother is older than he is. But that doens't matter. He made me feel abused. Another secundary copy of Maddox? He must have huge balls to attempt such a thing. The only thing is, mine are bigger. There is no such thing as two 3rd Best Pages In The universe. I want to challenge him. Or better yet, he can challenge me in any way he choses. It's up to him to reply to this article, and accept my feelings about this little dispute. I can no longer take this feeling inside of me that I'm no longer original. Ok, we're both copying Thilo, who copies Maddox. But copying a guy who copied a copying guy? There are limits, and they aren't sky high. Rob, my dearest asshole, drop a line on your site how you feel about this, and challenge me in a worldwide duel. I don't worry how it will end, because I know we both have strong personalities. It will just be fun taking on this ride.

P.S. I raped your cat while you were asleep yesterday. I know that taking a nap during the day isn't only for little kids, teenagers can do it too.

Without regards,
Gothrix

Update

I mailed a few times with Rob. This little shit thinks he can kick my ass via mail. He didn't accept the challenge either. After a mail or three, I stopped trying to convince him to do the challenge. He's an idiot anyway. But there are two things he shouldn't have done. Call me a jew (in one context) and call me a nazi (in another context). This makes sense to me off course. I'm smarter than my fans. I should bitchslap him for calling me a nazi jew.
Ow Hayes, when (not if) you're reading this ... I have the guts of putting pictures of me on my page. But because you're a whiner, I'll narrow them down to less than ten, and replace the older ones. I hope my looks don't make you cry of envi. My mirror already does that from time to time.
By the way, I found out why you don't like cats. I wouldn't like animals that are scared of me either. That's quite normal. Maybe you should get a mole or two. I'm pretty sure you'll like them. When I find out they scratched or bitten you, I'll give you the advice to feed them sometimes, that might stop the attacks. It doesn't matter what. Moles don't care what you give them to eat, they don't see it anyway.

Moles are über.

(started 03-03-06)
(last updated 07-03-06)

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