Battlefield 2 = n00bworld!
Most of you have heard of Battlefield 2. This fantistic ultra realistic multiplayer wargame from EA GAMES was released in 2005. Filled with bugs I might add. Although I didn't buy the game until last week. I bought it with a few gift certificates I've gotten from someone. It even includes Special Forces, not that I care that much about it.
This is a very nice game, but it has one mayor downside.
It's packed with noobs. Really. No other game in the history of gaming, has had so much noobs playing it. They get angry pretty fast. They are pissed that I have more weapon unlocks than they have. I'm sorry, but I've bought the Deluxe Edition that has Special Forces in it. I'm allowed double weapon unlocks. I've unlocked six weapons so far, and Ill have eight within the next couple of days. But of course they get angry with this. Well cry babies, just go out and buy the god damn expansion!
And another thing, you fucking twelve year old girls. Don't punish me for teamkilling you if you tread on my claymore. How the fuck can you give me a penalty for YOU being the dumbass for crossing it or stepping on it? What? You didn't see it? You fucking morron, look closer. They are marked to every member of my team so they WOULDN'T step on them.
Do you need any more prove? Well, here you go.
Both screenshots are taken and uploaded in their original resolution, being 1280x1024, videosettings are all on maximum. In screenshot 1 you can see a red skull on the claymore AND in the middle on the right there is a red danger sign as well. You can't miss it. Besides, the further you are from the claymore, the bigger the skull gets, until you are too far away. And you can see the claymores through mountains, walls, etc. But I was too lazy to take a screenshot of that.
My best guess is that you need glasses kids. The next one who punishes me for a teamkill just because he killed himself, will get shot by me with my almighty L96A1 sniper rifle. You are warned!
The same things happens when you're driving whichever vehicle in the game, and you stop to scan the area, your teammate gets out of the car and walks behind it. That's stupid. Because this might happen: You suddenly see a tank coming down the road and you quickly back up. Say goodbye to your teammate then. Who's fault is it now? I say it's the passenger's fault. Don't be stupid and walk behind vehicles, certainly when you know someone is in the driver's seat. You should punish yourself for being that stupid, instead of punishing innocent men. You should be ashamed of yourself.
And lastly I'd like to say this. When I'm flying a combat helicopter, and you want to fly with me in the gunner seat, be my guest. But use the god damn guided missels or jump the fuck out. If you don't jump out I'll probably ram the helicopter into a mountain or building. Be warned! Again.
(started 03-14-07)
(last updated 03-15-07)
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