I'm back, fuckers!
Listen u, bitches! I'm back! It took until February 24th to get my goddamn internetconnection back, but now I have it. The provider played my nuts just enough not to make me spill sperm all over the phone, but I went over there and anally raped them all. Some of them liked it, and me too a bit, but they gave me my connection back. Not because they were afraid, but because they liked my big cock up their asses. Sit back, take a bag of popcorn dipped in your own shit, and enjoy the return of The 3rd Best Page In The Universe. My .com domainname is on the way, because those .tk fuckers banned my subscription for several reasons you're about to see below here.
The shitfaces. I'm against racism. The other stuff they cry about is true however. Whatever. I already thought it was necessary to spend $4.95 a month on a .com domainname. I'm waiting for the confirmation right now. If I have to wait any longer, I'm going to stick with the ultralong domainname I'm using right now. And then I'll become aggressive, and kick some baby's or metal'fuck'heads, or maybe baby-metalheads. Mhm, maybe this long domain isn't that bad at all now I come to think about it. Look, yesterday I fucked your mommy.
Whatever, I'm outta here.
Just wanted to let all of you know that I'm back, finally.
(True explanation about the long downtime can be found by clicking anywhere but here.)
(started 02-25-06)
(last updated 02-25-06)
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