Competition Page
This is the so called competition page. Welcome. Have a cookie, and some milk, and a beer. Actually, forget about the cookie ... and the milk. Let's have some beers, all together. Like one big happy family, with a retarded grandpa who sleeps with his shotgun and goes out on killing sprees in the middle of the night and rapes the cat in between. I almost forgot to invite the wicked professor who lives in our basement and the stoned hippie who lives on the attic (who sells at real real low prices, send me a mail for an appointment).
Now, we're all here. Let me tell you what's this all about.
I know some of you guys are true artists. And I want a new banner for the site. A banner which will instantly *kablam* be noticed by people. Are you up to the challenge? I do have some restrictions though. Nah, nevermind, I'll just use the one that wins.
But this is called the 'Competition Page'. You might ask what you can win, right? Yeah, me too.
.....
Let me think...
My gratitude, anal sex, and I'll drop a line on my page to thank you for the lovely (and hopefully) sick banner. That's all. Take it or leave it.
What are you waiting for? Get to work, oil up your body, massage that dick, and start up your creative mind.
PS: You'll need to mail the result to me: gothrix_666@hotmail.com and make sure the subject line is 'banner'.
PS²: The resolution needs to be the same as of the current and previous banners.
UPDATE:
I've been sent some banners ... but all of them suck like
hookers do. That bad are they! This compitition
is running for about six weeks now ... that's already too long. Try harder!
(started 07-16-05)
(last updated 08-30-05)
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