Cybergoths ...
Due to the reason I had a shitload of comments on previous article (the one about pandas), I made this one. I've been told cybergoths do the same, and agreed. I promised to make one about these guys too.
I could keep on writing shit about every subculture that excists. But I'm not going to. It's already gone too far that I made this one right here. So this is the last one I'm going to do about cultures for a loooong while.
But ok, what's wrong with those cybergoths anyway? I can't bitch about the music they listen to, because mostly what I do with my musical project is the same. I make noise, or sometimes industrial-noise. The music is alright. But you probably want to know what's wrong with them, don't you? Well I have to say ... a lot!
First of all ... most men in that culture act like woman. Both things are wrong, acting like a woman, and being a woman. Before you mail me about this, read carefully. I said "most". Not "all".
Another thing I see often is 'goggles'. Like the ones you can dive with, or protect your eyes from dust. But theirs are a bit more fancy. The glass is covered with a fluo color. Or it's in the shape of a cross or something else. I thought it was cool, in the beginning, but then I started seeing it everywhere on parties. Everyone has his own pair of goggles. My solution: quit wearing those things, and it will look cool again when some hardass people keep on wearing them.
A diehard point I have is that most of them are attentionwhores. "Look at me, I'm acting like a girl, although I'm a boy!" Who cares?!
A lot of the girls are really fat. Why, oh why do you need to hurt my eyes by getting in real tight latex suits? Why? Is it because the shemales get horny of it? Or is it because you assume everyone is wearing those goggles you can't even see through properly and don't see your fat sack of guts?
Extensions ... yes, of their hair. Mostly I see blue and/or red extensions. Or worse: fake dreadlocks. Goddamn hypes! When a few person had them, it was cool. When 580,527 people have them, it's not.
All of them are bisexuals. In the entire gothscene some people are. But in the cybergoth scene, everyone is bisexual. Strange, not? Should we get afraid this might be contagious?
Look cybershit, the real point
is that you are no longer original. Do something new. Please. I'm not going
to put blue dreadlocks in my hear, wear pink skirts or purple latex pants and
goggles. I have a new thing for you guys: do what you always do, wear what you
always wear, and walk into a blackmetalbar. See how long you'll last ...
(started 08-23-05)
(last updated 08-23-05)
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