Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
The last few weeks my hitcounters went through the roof. The number of visitors I used to have in a month, I now have in less than a week. The quantity of hatemail is getting bigger and bigger too. On the other hand, fanmail is rather kept down to a low number. I don't care if you email me or not, but it seems that the most of you get jumpy when I don't reply to your email within the hour. New rule: when you email me twice the same day, I'll ignore your email. In fact, your email becomes my legal property, and I can do with it whatever I want. Most likely I'll print it on non-recycled paper, and whipe my ass with it when I have diarrhea.
I mean, don't bite the hand that feeds you. I have given you a purpose in life. You now have something meaningful to do when you come home from your pokernight. It even goes that far that 95% of my fans don't have to enter my url to get to my webpage. They just have it automatically loaded when they start their illegal copy of Windows XP - Home Edition. Yes, I can see what OS you use. No, I don't have the technology to see whether it's a legal version or not. But it's not like anyone of you would buy an authentic copy of some sort OS - if we even can call it that - that sucks anyway.
I don't hate hatemail, but I hate it when you keep on mailing me 3,000,000 times a day. Let me put it this way, the more you mail me, the lesser time I have to update. It's up to you, dipshits.
(started 03-22-06)
(last updated 03-22-06)
people still don't have a clue what these numbers are (total
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