FAQ
What's your real name?
Let's just keep it to Gothrix, shall we?
How can we get in touch?
See the contact page.
How old are you?
At the moment 20.
Where do you live?
Somewhere in Belgium.
I think I might have something that can contribute on your site, can I mail it?
Sure you can. But it would be a waste of your time, because I won't use/read it.
Who inspired you to make a site like this?
Maddox, Thilo, and Tucker Max. They inspired me to get my frustrations out of me in this way. Only am I better at it.
So you are copying Maddox?
No, I'm not trying to either. I don't have to copy. I'm the original one. Maddox copied me.
But you were inspired by Maddox. You contradict yourself.
I have that habit now and then.
What can we do to help you?
Be yourself. You do enough just by doing that.
Do you have friends with an attitude like this?
Some. But who needs friends anyway? I have you instead.
I've noticed a typo, can I send hatemail now?
When I spell a word wrong, it's just because I like it better that way.
I can translate pages for you, may I be so kind to do that?
Sure, and while you're at it,
do my dishes too.
Just mail the translated page to me. Put as subject: translation + what page
you translated and the language, and I'll send you my dishes.
Are you always this hateful?
Yes.
Can I marry you?
How much does it pay?
To any question regarding The
Best Page in the Universe
and The Second Best Page in the Universe:
Whatever.
Do you watch kiddy porn?
You are a sick bastard, are you aware of that?
Why don't you answer any questions in my mail, or why do you answer with another question?
Why shouldn't I?
What's your obsession with sex?
Haven't you ever had sex education at high school?
What are your current computer specs?
A gameboy with a satellite internetconnection.
-- Holy shit! I actually can update my website via my cellphone now!
What are you currently drinking?
Coffee, just to stay awake and satisfy you dumb fucks.
What's your favorite color?
41.
Really?
No.
Why's that?
Because 41 isn't a color (the next one who asks me another dumb question like this, will be beat up black and 41 by me.)
Can I see you on webcam?
Sure, but: you have to strip naked, allow me to capture the video, and let me put it on my website, without you sueing me.
I can mirror your site:
Mail me, put in the subject line "mirror" and let me know what's possible.
(started: 03-26-05)
(last updated 03-07-06)
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