Festivals are for little drunk kids
Yes, they ARE!
All what I see when I go to a festival are drunk kids, or drunk grown ups who act like children. They piss, vommit, and stagger everywhere with their sixpack. Don't worry when you leave your empty cans down on the ground of the camping, it's only nature, right? And the constant yelling on the camping ... it makes me sick. There are people who don't drink 72 hours straight. There are people who DO sleep when they go to a festival. Nah, they don't worry about that. All they want is getting drunk. Some of them go there just to annoy people like me. Well nice job, you succeeded! Beware, or next time I'll bite off your nose and finger your ear with it. You're all a bunch of insects.
Don't feel harmed now, I'm still insulting you in a polite way.
But I'm not here to break you
down, but to help you with your problems. This is what you can do to make things
much easier in life:
1) Drink a glass of meat, instead of drinking beer. You feel more active, but
in a good way. You'll get vitamins enough. Everyone will be cool and you'll
all enjoy the shows.
2) You all have peeled a potato before. How about peeling an H-bomb right at the center of the festival? Try this one. Believe me, it will be quiet then.
3) Stay at home.
Don't try to hatemail me now and say you don't behave like that on a festival. Everyone behaves like this, even I. But I'm the one to complain about it, because this is my site. This is my own private webpage which is accessible to everyone.
P.S.: Never again yell: "Burp like you've never burped before!"
(started 07-03-05)
(last updated 07-03-05)
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