Games all you dickheads can play

Most people suck at gaming ... I'm sorry that you can't beat me. I'm sorry because I don't get any competition anymore. But most fuckfaces have a computer without the minimal systemrequirements of modern games. Losers.

I came up with some games that cost nothing, that even you can play. And the minimal requirements are loooooooooooooow. Start feeling sorry for yourself if you don't even have that.

Name: Washing
Minimum Requirements: Water, bucket
Recommended Requirements: Running hot water, shower/bathtub, soap/shampoo, washing-glove, towel

 

Name: Eating
Minimum Requirements: Food, mouth
Recommended Requirements: Money, food, mouth, taste-buds, a descent stool, a toilet

 

Name: Playing with yourself
Minimum Requirements: You
Recommended Requirements: You, a hand (or two), fingers, a mouth + being real supple, porn

 

Name: Roadkill
Minimum Requirements: A road, stuff to kill
Recommended Requirements: Multiple roads, a beer, a lot of things to kill, a beer, an old woman to kill by accident, a beer

 

Name: Doing the dishes
Minimum Requirements: Everything from in "washing" and "eating" + dishes
Recommended Requirements: Everything from in "washing" and "eating" + dishes, glasses, forks, knives, etc.

 

I could come up with much much more of these things. I know you believe I could. That's right: I'm too lazy to do so. I started with this update four days ago. You see how much I care about you guys? Indeed: I DON'T! But I'm urged to entertain my fans ... the few I have. No worries, I'm planning a big update somewhere in the next two weeks. So hold your hearts, pull them out, en feed it to your three-legged dogs. I'm back! (or will be back, whatever)

And guess what assholes ... read the competition page.

(started 07-12-05) (finished 07-16-05)
(last updated 07-16-05)

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