Games all you dickheads can play
Most people suck at gaming ... I'm sorry that you can't beat me. I'm sorry because I don't get any competition anymore. But most fuckfaces have a computer without the minimal systemrequirements of modern games. Losers.
I came up with some games that cost nothing, that even you can play. And the minimal requirements are loooooooooooooow. Start feeling sorry for yourself if you don't even have that.
| Name: | Washing |
| Minimum Requirements: | Water, bucket |
| Recommended Requirements: | Running hot water, shower/bathtub, soap/shampoo, washing-glove, towel |
| Name: | Eating |
| Minimum Requirements: | Food, mouth |
| Recommended Requirements: | Money, food, mouth, taste-buds, a descent stool, a toilet |
| Name: | Playing with yourself |
| Minimum Requirements: | You |
| Recommended Requirements: | You, a hand (or two), fingers, a mouth + being real supple, porn |
| Name: | Roadkill |
| Minimum Requirements: | A road, stuff to kill |
| Recommended Requirements: | Multiple roads, a beer, a lot of things to kill, a beer, an old woman to kill by accident, a beer |
| Name: | Doing the dishes |
| Minimum Requirements: | Everything from in "washing" and "eating" + dishes |
| Recommended Requirements: | Everything from in "washing" and "eating" + dishes, glasses, forks, knives, etc. |
I could come up with much much more of these things. I know you believe I could. That's right: I'm too lazy to do so. I started with this update four days ago. You see how much I care about you guys? Indeed: I DON'T! But I'm urged to entertain my fans ... the few I have. No worries, I'm planning a big update somewhere in the next two weeks. So hold your hearts, pull them out, en feed it to your three-legged dogs. I'm back! (or will be back, whatever)
And guess what assholes ... read the competition page.
(started 07-12-05) (finished 07-16-05)
(last updated 07-16-05)
people actually did my dishes last week (I had
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