My vision on hatemail (and why I don't need it).
O my god! You guys are killing me! The hundreds of hatemails I received the last couple of months are just too much for me! Stop it! I can't handle it anymore! I am human too you know?! I can't take it anymore!
Nah, not really! I'm just playing with you.
Hatemail is obviously something I receive daily. It's fun to read from now and then. Actually, it isn't. Most of the hatemail is pourly written that I've never gotten past the first sentence. I just gave up and you all know I'm not a quiter. Can I give you one hint? If not, I'm going to do it anyway. BE ORIGINAL! Don't send me something I've read hundreds of times before. If you want to break me down, get some real arguments. Challenge me. Or actually don't challenge me, it's a waste of our time. You know I'll win eventually. Let me explain it to you by comparing some things. Today I bought an authentic Hugo Boss costume for only $15, when the original price was $1,300. Before you send me some bitch ass mails, know that I've gotten it from a real store. Nothing like Walmart or equally lame. The odds of you finding an original Hugo Boss outfit for only $15 are smaller than your tiny nuts. So let me compare this to the odds of you wining an argument with me. They are the same. Surprised? At least I'm not and I am all what matters in this place here.
If you want to get my attention send me something I can actually debate about. Something I want to defend. The most of you thought you won from me because I didn't reply to your mail. Guess what fuckers ... [insert previous parts of the article here]. Try to use an eyecatching subject line too, this might help me answering your mail quicker. Keep in mind it should be something I find funny or really worth defending. Any other type of mail you send me *DELETE*. It's that simple.
Now something I wrote for one person only. His name is Ke... Kei ... God damn! I won't type it because that's what he wants. That's the entire reason he sent me a real bad hatemail. He wants attention and hatemail sent by my fans. Too bad. Now this is what it's mainly about. He ranted my Starwars Blows article. He actually thinks I was waiting for Darth Vader to show up in the movie. The stupid fuck he is doesn't actually realize that I DO KNOW that Darth Vader doesn't appear in that movie. I would know that by looking at the trailer of the movie alone. And after a couple of Star Wars idiots from the fanclub told me about the history of the movie's plotline, I sure did know this before I was going to see the movie. This is a satirical website, but he didn't get that.
Let me quote something he wrote: "And tell me something else... what does a barbie doll, and the fact that your ex girfriend's parents drove you to a movie theatre have anything to do with how much Star Wars blows? I don't even need to answer tthat question, just let the readers answer for themselves. I'm sure they'd deduce a more definitive answer than you'd have." Well, it seems you link some things together that don't need to be linked, for I didn't link them to eachother in the first place, fag. At least he gave ranting a try of his own.
Naturally I'm an idiot now for answering this question, when he clearly stated he doesn't want it to. I would say I'm sorry, but I won't. Sorry ... ow wait.
The last thing I would like to tell this fucker is that your email's build up was terrible. I'm not talking about paragraphs and shit right now. There weren't any so fuck them. I'm talking about the fact he used a nice font and color, then he quoted a part of my article with my article's font and color. Nothing wrong with that, right? The sad part is that he kept on using my page's font and color, for the rest of his mail. It made me think I wrote all that nonsense myself. I quickly figured out it was his dumb ass that forgot to go back to his own font and color, and surely forgot to use tags to start and end a quote. Hint: they look like this "quote". Next time K sends me an email, and he uses my hints, I'll actualy read the entire content of it.
The very last thing I'm going to tell you, my readers, is that you all are idiots. Even my fans. Let me tell you something about 'overdoing it'. Being a fan is one thing, sounding like a retarded molested kid is something else and surely no excuse for saying things like "WHOA! What's that? I can spell? Yeah I know, I'm surprised too." That's retarded.
No I won't link my page to your freewebs.com page or your msn space. So quit asking for it.
I don't need hatemail to be entertained. I only need it when I have the urge to be frustrated.
(started 04-13-06)
(last updated 04-13-06)
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