Happy New Year!
I'm a bit late with my best wishes for 2007, because it seems I don't give a fuck about any of you. And it even seems I don't mean it when I say happy new year. So let's just skip this bullshit and go to the next part of this fucking long expected article.
Before you get your hopes up higher than the Sears Tower in Chicago, this is not a rant.
I'm sick of still having to reply on e-mails why I don't update anymore, that I'm going to write about it. That will save me some precious time. Instead of having to reply on a few hundred e-mails, you'll find your answer here. Warning: if you don't care about me and my wonderful life, please leave now.
1) I have been too busy with FL Studio 6 and 7 XXL Edition. Yeah, it's one of the world's leading music software. I used to make electro and industrial, but I'm managing to create some psytrance songs as well. So that's my prime engagement. Check this.
2) I'm out of a job, so I don't have much to rant about. I don't get out much. Nothing annoys me anymore.
3) I'm mostly out organizing parties and concerts. Mainly in the goa / psytrace industry. When I'm not organizing, I'm having a blast on other peoples parties and concerts, which I mostly get free entrance to. I'm just that damn good.
4) Recently I became more of a giver, rather than being a taker. People give me their kindness, I take it, review it, and than give it back to them. Mostly in their face. Fuck kindness.
5) Drugs. Remember the article I'm doing mankind a favor? Well you should. I haven't updated this in ages. People who are on the mailinglist possible think I had an overdose or such. The facts are simple. No I'm not dead, and yes I still do drugs. A lot. Too much to keep on updating this site.
6) I want a worse image than that dipshit Maddox. I update less than him. I win.
7) Sleeping. Yes, I sleep too much. I get into bed arround 5 or 6 AM local time. I get up arround 2 PM. That's not sleeping too much, but it's not right either. Figure it out yourself.
8) I'm too lazy. (see point 5 and 7)
9) Gaming. I bought myself a costumised brand new rig to play the most realistic games on, on December 29th 2006. Not that long ago, I admit, but still. I spend a lot of my time on my computer. FYI: CPU : AMD Athlon(tm) 64 X2 Dual Core 4200+, ~2.2 GHz running at 6.3 GHz // RAM : 2046 DDR2/677 RAM // GC : nVidea GeForce 7950GT (512 MB) // HDD : 800 GB (320 + 200 + 200 + 80) SATA // etc.
10) Well, I'm too lazy to think of any more. But there are.
A final note to Bob Smash from Rantlister: There is no need for me to "go pitching a fit and going on a blithering, moronic tirade." So that's why I don't. Sometimes to most logical explanations are the most logical. And if that doesn't make sense, I pity you.
Also Bob, it's The 3rd Best Page In The Universe, not The Third Best Page In The Universe. You offended me by using that tool Rob Hayes his domain instead of mine. The link is alright, only the name is wrong. Don't make that mistake twice.
Point being => know your allies. Usually people continue this sentence with something about enemies, but I couldn't know. I don't have any enemies. I'm just that damn good.
A final note to all: I'm going to write a real rant article somewhere in the beginning of March, maybe sooner if God sends me a message or 4 hot ladies start stripping in my living room. It's up to you people!
PS: I haven't checked this page for typo's. Please, by all means, e-mail me about this. And please, by all means, look up sarcasm in the dictionary.
(started 02-26-07)
(last updated 02-26-07)
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