Are intoxicating substances really that bad for you?
I'm sick and tired of hearing the same old bullshit. Ok, it's a well known fact I'm sick and tired of everything on this fucked up planet. I should move to another universe or dimension. But let me get to the real deal here. Are intoxicating substances really that bad for you? I reckon not. There are some serious fucked up living creatures, crawling or walking, that doesn't matter right now. Mostly they feel bad for themselves. Nothing can change what they are, except plastic surgery. But no chance in my book that that will change who they really are. So what's left for those poor sheep? Well, about every drug there is to be found.
Drugs can alter your state of mind. And better yet, you may be great companionship then. I'd like that. Instead of getting on my nerves, you may actually interest me. That would stop me from throwing knives at you. I would use dogshit from that point on and that's a generous improvement. I know I'm too good for this universe. From now on, you can call me God.
I know that most drugs are expensive, but alcohol isn't. Alcohol is a drug too, according to almost any government. But that won't stop you from drinking it, will it? If it does, you're like a woman who doesn't like anal sex. That's bad. Just drink and continue this action until you're drunk. Then it's time to hit the streets. When you're drunk you can accomplish a shitload of stuff you otherwise couldn't. For instance you can get laid, for real. Most common are these two options. You meet someone equally drunk (preferable someone of the opposite sex), or you do like you always do, you pay for it. Eitherway, you'll get laid. You can take some XTC too, but you might end up humping a cow. It's a risk you'll have to take.
Where I'm really getting at is that being intoxicated isn't that bad at all. It's proven it damages your health. But it's better if it happens like that, instead of you cutting your own body open. Goddamn depressions. Take happypills, and you'll manage alright.
That's my advice.
PS: I really didn't feel like reading this article myself, so it may be full of faults. Get over it!
(started 03-26-06)
(last updated 03-26-06)
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