Make some noise, so I can hit you
Do you know what I really hate? People who make too much noise. Loud neighbours, fuckers on the streets who yell too much, or salesmen who shout at you so you would buy something you'll never use anyway. Don't you just want to kick them to hell? Stuff the crap they sell right up their asses? The only one who can be loud is ME. When my neighbour plays his music too loud, I just play mine louder (and believe me, I can). Too bad I can't kick his sorry ass. He's like much bigger than me. I hate it when that happens. I just annoy him in ways you can't imagine. Maybe I'll tell you someday (of course I will, I such an asshole).
Did I tell you how much fun it is hating things? Well, it is. And kids, when I say something, it is true. You can learn alot from me. You'll see. When you grow up, you'll have the knowledge I have now. Yes, even a 12 year old fucked up little nerd can be as sarcastic as I am. Ah, what do I care. I have the 3rd best page in the universe, do you? There are only 2 better ones. Don't ask me which they are, because you can:
If you sorry bitches
can't find a website for yourself, why should you be worthy being on my page?
You are a waste of traffic! Even worse: you're a waste of our precious air.
You are a waste of food, water, and space. So please, do me and the world one
favor: go sleep with the fishes! (and please do it quietly)
(started 03-26-05)
(last updated 03-26-05)
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