Pageskymeister gave it his best shot.
Last week Pageskymeister tried to "own" me. This article is dedicated to prove him wrong.
He claimed my page is girly. That doesn't make any sense. My site isn't pink. Girly stuff is pink, it always was and always will be. My defense doesn't add up but deep inside you know I'm right.
She attacked me by saying, and I quote, "The Least Best Page In The Universe, unless of course he was talking about pages in the category of shit websites, in which case it would be probably the 2nd, not 3rd". He's quite original by saying this. Please understand that I was using sarcasm here. I know you're all stupid fucks but please, get it this time!
Pageskymeister isn't the first one who gets it wrong by saying I'm "contradicting" myself.
New flash, idiot! I've stated following on my FAQ:
Q: ... you contradict yourself.
A: I have that habit now and then.
Get that? Good. Let's move on to some other issues.
The sticker layout is simple, because of the same reason why 'our' site's layouts are kept simple. And keep in mind, I got those stickers free. Free stuff is welcome, with everyone. I accepted those stickers gladly, and I've given them away gladly too. Before you answer with something dumb as, "Where they that ugly that you've given them away?", the answer is no. The fans enjoyed them. I've seen them sticking to the most impossible places. And I've seen stickers getting demolished by "haters" too. Pathetic attempt of offending me. Try something else next time. But what the heck, what else could you expect from 14 year olds? That's right.
Next.
Where you really offended by the first e-mail I replied to? I think not.
"I send him fan mail, and he offends me. What the?!?!
Then I send him non fan mail and he doesn't offend me at all. What the?!?!"
People like you can hardly get offended, and surely not by people like me. So where are you going with this? I guess nowhere.
Then you sent me another e-mail, which I indeed didn't reply to, that didn't make any sense too. I noticed you're full of shit.
The "5000" stickers I have (had actually) weren't exactly 5000 in total. It were 16 stickers per page, and I had 315 pages of stickers. 315 x 16 = 5040 stickers. So what's the general idea by saying "I feel sad for the poor sod who ends up with only half of his promised 16 stickers. 5000/16=321.5" ?
And btw: 5000 / 16 = 312.5, not 321.5. Learn how to use a calculator first, dumbass.
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