Why not kill pandas?

No no, I'm not talking about those animals. How could I ever kill such a cute innocent creature? You know I only kill people. Pandas are an endangered species, but the last ones alive are smarter than all of us together. And you know we are with a lot of idiots on this world. I say that within 50 years pandas will rule the world. But I say many things no one believes. Maybe that's because my predictions never come true. Ah, whatever.

Let me tell you a bit about the pandas I DO want to kill. Metalpandas! You know what I mean, those retards with make-up on that listen to that terrible noise that consist of screaming, roaring and grunting. I have to admit I used to listen to that kind of shit in my younger days. But then I was just a little child. Now I'm a much bigger child, started growing pubic hair, and started to have my own opinions. "My own opinions ... maybe I should start a site about those opinions."

The music they listen to is less of my concern. It's the way they act I hate! Don't know what I mean? Ok, I'll just give you a series of examples, right after this commercial.

The Examples:

* Mostly they carry a sixpack (or multiple) with them, so they can always get drunk. Ok, I do the same because I'm an alcoholic. But I hide it. Sometimes.

* They put on ridiculous make-up. Mostly the imitation of a panda. I do this once a year, but people call it Halloween. This makes it alright.

* They are noisy. And I mean this in a reaaal bad way. Hence the Festivals are for little drunk kids article. Yelling for the entire street or park isn't necesary to make your day complete.

* They have no respect, at all. I know they are laughed upon on many occasions, just like this one. But that doesn't mean that they don't need to show respect for the opinions of other people.

* They often use dead animals on concerts as props. Then they are confused why those concerts hit the news on television and newspapers, also in a bad way. Dead animals don't need to be thrown over a noisy crowd. I don't see why that's necessary.

* They think they're goth. No, goth people don't listen to metalmusic. They listen to electronic music such as 80's new and dark wave, industrial, noise (it's a genre), electro, and sometimes dark ambient. Gothic is a genre too. Gothic-metal isn't gothic. That's just like whining with guitars and drums in between it. My cat sings better than that.

* They have the habbit of pissing and puking everywhere they seem fit. No! That's not right! Pissing is something you do in a bathroom. Puking is something you wouldn't need to do when you drink less. Otherwise you still do it in a bathroom or a paperbag or something like that.

* They break stuff. Ok, punks and so do this too. But this isn't an article about them, but about metalscum. Again, treat stuff with respect.

* The word 'love' means 'hard sex' to them. Hard sex is fun, I know that. But I also know the difference between love and 'just sex'. Once again: respect eachother, don't use eachother.

* They are the ones who pollute our streets, parks, and other public domains. They do this way more often than other crapmonkeys. They don't seem to care about nature, that's why we shouldn't care about them.

Well, those were about ten things I've pointed out. Maybe they'll learn now. I hate them. I really really do. I have metalfriends, and a lot too. And I always try to make them see what they do wrong. I'm just too good for this society.

UPDATE:

I've had lots and lots of comments on this article via mail, and via msn, and bit via my guestbook. People kept adding me to msn to discus this matter, from whole over the world.

Well fine by me. I'll give you a highlight of most of their the things they pointed out to me.

* What you say about metallers isn't only in that scene, this happens everywhere.
=> Yes, it does, but I'm talking about this scene right now, and not every other scene.

* You have to be talking about black metal, not just metal.
=> Metal is metal, it's all the same shit. I (yes me) only make one exception, and that's industrial-metal. Like Rammstein and related bands.

* This only happens in black metal groups, I don't see a heavy metal fan painting himself.
=> Again: metal is metal.

* You are so wrong! I don't paint myself!
=> So you are that one person I saw walking down the street that wasn't painted? Why didn't you say hellow?

* Idiot, look at yourself, you are a bigger morron than every other metalhead on this planet. And you are bitching about respect?
=> Nope, I'm not a metalhead. And yes, I can bitch about respect. You are on my property right now, if you hadn't noticed yet. And dumbasses, since when do you take my site serious? Since I made an article about something you enjoy? Corpspaint?

* In what subculture do people never puke or piss?
=> People puke and piss, because that's just something they have to do. But like I said in the article: people can piss and puke in a toilet, not on the ground.

* Hmz, don't know many metalheads who really use girls for hard sex. None actually.
=> You should go outside more often.

* I think you only know very young or immature 'metalheads'..
=> When they're young, they're obviously immature. When they're older ... they still are immature. Just look at them! Or even worse: try to have a descent conversation with one of them (one that doens't go about bands, paint, blood, crosses, or darkness). Good luck!

* Cybergoths do the same.
=> Indeed. Want me to write an article about it? Fine! I'll do that right after I finished this update.

* Go fuck yourself.
=> This is the best comment I've had on this article yet.

Look dickfaces, I don't care what you say to me. My opinion won't change because you say stuff such as "it isn't only in that scene, this happens everywhere". I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I had a talk with a black metal chick on msn just a few minutes ago. She said that about 1% of the black metal community is serious. Not the community itself, but the people in it. The same with the performances with dead animals or the heads of dead animals. 90% of the people on earth will laugh with it. Too bad 10% loves it.

I end this article here with a quote from myself.

Quote from myself: When they're young, they're obviously immature. When they're older ... they still are immature. Just look at them!

(started 08-16-05)
(last updated 08-23-05)

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