Star Wars blows

Man, I'm getting sick of it! Everytime I turn on the tv, I see the trailer of the new Star Wars movie. It's called "Revenge of the Sick" or something like that. It makes me sick alright. Even before the movie is actually in premiere. Attack of the Clones was released a few years ago, it was the first Star Wars movie I would ever see. So I went to the theatre, the movie started, but after a little while me and my former girlfriend just walked out. What's wrong with all those people who didn't follow us to the exit? They just ... stayed?! The movie was so boring and I didn't understand the shit what was happening. Just actors shooting, fighting with those cyber-gay-swords, and here and there they said something to eachother.

I waited for the super famous words: "Luke ... I am your father", but nothing. Maybe there was something wrong with the soundsystem of the theatre. I should have asked a refund. Common, who really likes a movie that was written and directed by a man called George Lucas? It sounds like soooo gay.

And another thing. The title "Star Wars", it sounds like a singing contest. Or a cheap ass porn movie, WITHOUT a bondage scene! Yes, that's how bad the movie is. Although I never saw the movie completely, I know the others must suck too. Man, what a waste of money that one was. I had better spend my money on the new Barbie movie that was playing the same day. Ow wait, I didn't pay, the parents of my former girlfriend took us out. But still, it was a waste of my time. Actually, writing about it, wastes more of my time. What the hell am I still doing here?

Be sure to check this parody trailer out, made by Catpriest en co. For once, I would like to thank someone for helping me. (still, they made it because they love Star Wars movies, but what the hell ...)

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(started 04-29-05)
(last updated 04-29-05)

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