Surveys are stupid

You all have heard of them: surveys... They are stupid. Especially the ones on the internet. There are so many suckers who fill them in, not realising nobody will read them. Nobody cares how boring your life is! Oh yes, I did surveys in my life. "But why Gothrix?", you might ask. Because of two reasons: The first one is because I was bored like hell so I had to do something unuseful. The second reason I did it again is to see how stupid they are right now. And I must say: they are fucking insane to waste their time making these things.

It's hard to explain my frustrations, so what I did is copy someones filled in survey, and added some comments to it here and there where I saw fit. (everywhere)
(Be warned, this might take a long time to read and you might get bored to death. I take no responsibility for that.):

ARE YOU CURRENTLY GROUNDED?
I'm forced to being at home every weekend, which equals being grounded
=> ever heard of rebeling at home?

DO YOU SNORE?
Loudly
=> too bad for the sucker who sleeps next to you

ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
None
=> that was not the question!

WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Dno, having a car accident when there's no one with me / being kidnapped / ..
=> car accidents are cool to watch, so what's the problem?

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Jup, a bit
=> and this is a question really no one cares about

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
Very shitty
=> reality is what you make of it

DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
No
=> do your straws chew on you? no!

WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
No idea
=> WRONG! baby's aren't cute at all! they smell, they all look the same, and please: a male baby without pubic hair isn't a real male

IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
Ohyes
=> people don't care about leaving spaces between their words (prolly because they're falling asleep after 9 questions)

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Computer-of-the-nineties-ish
=> by that you mean it's a white one? (off course it has turned yellow from the nicotine hanging in the room)

IS BARBIE SEXY?
Uhm, nope?
=> indeed she isn't; because she has no nipples and no ... (if you don't know what I mean, you don't belong here)

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
My twodaily Amahoro-rehursal :p
=> your what??! (leave enough info when you answer)

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No
=> straight to the point answer, but it still sucks

ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?
Does being a bitch count?
=> here you have it, a female that admits she's a bitch!

WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
In my student's room, alone for months without having to cook :p
=> student room = boring life (are you a geek or what?)

CAN YOU SWIM?
Of corpse
=> These are the lame jokes I hate

ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
Nope
=> I'll pay your parents not to have any more children, PLEASE!

DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
Does that excist?
=> already for a long time, bitch

IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
Who cares?
=> the best answer I have read on this entire survey !!!

DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No way
=> just don't go to weddings, they might be even more boring than surveys! BE WARNED!

WHO'S YOUR HERO?
No one
=> WRONG! I AM!

HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
No
=> hey, it's fun to do (just pick the lock and go have some fun with it)

ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Who cares
=> another great anwser! by the next one I'll have to admit you're kind of cool ... (not really)

WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
The stupid questions on this list
=> by my knowledge this isn't a tv commercial

Now you see it: dumb survey = dumb answers from dumb people ...
Good luck in life!

You can even buy a Survey Generator over the internet!

This is an example of an official survey. REALLY, WHO CARES ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT?

No I mean it, you'll need the luck ... Because I never saw a survey safe someones life before.

(started 03-30-05)
(last updated 03-30-05)

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