It's May, and it's still raining more than I can piss. We had a few hot days, it was around 30°C (about 85°F). But for the moment rain pours down that hard, you'd think a tsunami is happening, along with hail and lightning. It looks like someone made a giant knife and shredded all the clouds to pieces. But look at the bright side of it: We aren't melting. The sun is being oppressed by clouds. But oppression is ok, not everything can be as equal.
Too much sun is bad for your health anyway. You could dehydrate. That would be a wonderful service to humanity. I don't understand how those Asian and African people survive. Do you see that the people from the 3rd world aren't that stupid? They manage to survive in temperatures of 50°C (about 125°F).
Man, I'll order me a private African for the summer. He (or she, if I'm lucky) will teach me the powerful ways of surviving the upcomming heatwave. Especially now when we all learned how to survive a tsunami. Wow, I made humor out of a disaster, I'm really offensive right here. Keep the hatemail for yourself, unless you want me to laugh with you. The tsunami was a great disaster. It wipped out somewhere around 200,000 people. Today there are 6,440,244,093 people on the world (which we know of). A lot of unnecessary people on this planet died because of it. Disasters keep getting better and better.
It's just like a recipe: Just add one drop of water, and BLAM, instant-mass-death! Too bad I wasn't there, I would have made a lot of pictures and would have sent myself a postcard home of this memorable trip. I can hardly wait until the next tsunami. I'll make reservations six months beforehand. Who's coming along with me?
There is a bad part on this whole tsunami disaster. It makes people stupid. I know someone who thinks tsunami is a country. "What happened to those people in Tsunami? Are they alright?" .......... I just walked away.
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